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Download the PDF version of this article if you wish to view it or print it out House of Geishas by Ana María Shua[originally published as Casa de geishas (Buenos Aires: Editorial Sudamericana, 1992)]
Selections translated by David William Foster
The first women are apparently recruited
at random. Yet once assembled, certain outlines in the group can
be observed, an organization which, if emphasized, could become
a style. The madam is now looking for the women still needed,
not just any women, but only those who fill in the gaps defined
by the others. It is now possible to discern the sort of brothel
in the making and even what kind of clientele it might attract.
Like a book of stories or poems, or even a novel. "Simulacrum"
Clearly, it is not a real House,
and the geishas are not really Japanese. During times of crises,
they can be seen without kimonos working the docks, and although
their names might not be Jade or Lotus Flower, Monica and Vanessa
are not their real names either. So there is no reason to be scandalized
by how the boarders of the House who simulate pleasure and at
times even love (for more money, of course) might not be women
after all, as long as they meet the sanitary code. There is no
reason to be concerned by the fact that they might not even be
transvestites, so long as they pay their taxes, or that they might
not even have a belly button so long as the clients are not bothered
by this somewhat brutal absence from bellies that are so smooth,
so inhumanly smooth. "Rosaura"
Rosaura is the most generous one
of all, the one with the sex that knows how to grip, which she
rents to men and lends to women. Thanks to Rosaura's sex, any
woman can grip and hold fast the man she loves indefinitely, or
a client who has not paid her fee. But she has no choice but to
release them when called upon to return it to its rightful owner,
generous Rosaura. "Being Partial"
The looks of men are partial. Consequently,
those who hawk their wares from doorways might praise, for
example, a pair of turgid, tempting buttocks. Someone so attracted
might be surprised to discover the strict truth of the hawker's
words: these buttocks exist exactly as described and there waiting
for him are just the buttocks, lying solitary and beautiful on
the bed, free of any body to hold them up or any woman attached
to them. "Bonds"
Many men like to be tied up, and
the quality of the bonds varies, as you might expect, in accordance
with the wealth of the desiring victim, from bonds of silk to
even bonds of blood. In the end, nothing binds like the responsibility
of a family, undoubtedly the most expensive of pleasurable sufferings.
"Sophistication"
For the most sophisticated (and
let us agree that it is a very expensive perversion), Madam is
willing to agree to provide even the services of their own wives.
"Masochists"
An entire wing is dedicated to those
melancholic and generous clients, the masochists. There is a series
of rooms in which suffering is measured out in accordance with
the degree of pain provided by the stimuli. If the first room
contains women who inflict punishment, the sixth room offers copulation
with a crocodile, the eighth, with the memory of lost happiness.
"She Who Is Not Here"
No woman is more successful that
She Who Is Not Here. Although still young, many years of conscious
practice have perfected her in the subtlest art of absence. Clients
who ask for her end up making do with someone else, and they take
her distractedly, attempting to imagine that the one in their
arms is the best, the only one, She Who Is Not There. "Six Fingers"
Those how know her and have tried
her call her Six Fingers, but her sixth finger is retractable,
and nothing about that perfectly smooth hand suggests its existence.
Rumor has it that only on occasion and only for certain clients
does that sixth finger appear, extending itself like a red, fuzzy
worm capable of making the world explode in rhythmic pleasure,
only for the best, like me, everyone says. Would anyone be the
first to admit that he has not seen it or never felt it? "Tattoo"
In a certain hidden fold of her
anatomy, Jezebel bears a complex tattoo. Many have paid to see
it. Those clients who, thanks to their ability or their fortune,
can tell about it say that the pattern is that of a map tinted
in soft colors, a combination of tints matching the natural tone
of the skin. The map marks the point at which the observer finds
himself, along with the path that will lead him to the exit. "The Thin Woman"
There is a woman whose thinness
is so dense, opaque, and extremely pointed that she is capable
of penetrating while being penetrated, wending her way among the
pores like a thread that inserts its drawn-out tip into the eye
of a needle. She emerges in the final spasm through the urethra,
ready to collect the extra fee she so richly serves. "The Fat Woman"
There is a woman whose flesh is
flabby and swampy like the tongue of a whale. Clients find it
hard to extract themselves from her, their bodies pulling free
with a popping sound. It is sometimes possible to make out on
the surface of her translucent skin the outline of a bald pate,
the vertebrae of a sweaty back, a shoe. "Erotic Fantasies" Erotic fantasies jumble together in the corner of a ceiling in Room Twenty-seven. They are there at the disposal of the clients, many of whom have so little imagination! The psychological nature of the fantasies makes them lighter than air, and the wind of frustrated desires sweeps them to the corner farthest from the door. Some clients stare at them for hours without deciding which one to choose. Just to make sure this sort of fascination does not result in lost money for the House, the same fee is required to enter Room Twenty-seven as for She Who Is Not There. |




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